Markovian Parallax Denigrate

I am this lion.

i have the sex appeal of a math book

excuse you

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
 after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

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ohkiefer:

buryme—marryme:

adamrichins:

Straight up. I’d rather cut off my balls then have kids. Haha

clavid:

NO BOYS WANT TO KISS ME

anrdew:

I made a picture that perfectly describes how I feel 100% of the time